Vol. 1, Issue 1, 26 May 2009
DISCLAIMER: In order to fully appreciate this post, you might need to look up the word “irony” in the dictionary. “Facetious” and “sarcasm” might also be useful. If you feel like complaining about all this extra work, I shall simply refer you HERE with a gentle nudge, and bid you good day, sir.
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WHITE NOISE 2
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Directed By: Patrick Lussier
Written By: Matt Venne
Released on DVD: January 8, 2008
Starring: Nathan Fillion (Firefly!), Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica!), and Teryl Rothery (Stargate SG-1!)
Why did no one ever tell me about this movie? I feel that I’ve made my rather intense, all-encompassing love for Katee Sackhoff widely known, and while I’ve certainly been less vocal about it, I know that I’ve mentioned once or twice about how Nathan Fillion is my soul mate. So: how is it possible that a movie starring my two most favorite people IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE escaped my notice for over A YEAR AND A HALF? Completely unacceptable. This review, of which you are about to partake, is the first in a series of reviews that I plan to write about awesome movies* so that you don’t actually have to watch them! Isn’t that nice of me? And, no, why should “cinematic masterpiece” be in quotation marks? I don’t know what** you’re talking about. Trust me, it’s better this way. Wouldn’t you rather go through life believing that Katee Sackhoff and Nathan Fillion starred in one of the most brilliant cinematic achievements of our time? I think so.
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Today I joined a gym and got into a Facebook squabble over Battlestar Galactica. Then I decided not to go to class. It was all very exciting, but that’s not the point. The point is that this week is Show Us Your Pets Week! over at The Collective. So . . . here are my pets*. I think this is probably the best video I have ever made, and that includes all those videos I filmed for my sister and her idiot friends in high school where they were prancing around and calling themselves “Schmotown,” and that’s saying something.
