Welcome, children, to Ashley Awesome 3.0 — ain’t she purty? I haven’t really changed things much in terms of content, but I’ve been unhappy with the look and feel of my site for quite some time now. (For those of you feed-reader people, click your asses over here already. Come on, you can do it . . . click click.) You might see some little changes here and there over the next few weeks as I sort the bugs out and update a few things I didn’t have time to update before the site went public, but in all honesty you probably won’t even notice.

So what else can you expect to see in the coming months? Honestly I have no idea. I am just making this up as I go along. Here are some possible possibilities:

✗ I have this idea that I want to write about sandwiches, like once a month or something. I don’t really know if I will follow through with it, but I am hungry all the time, and I do eat a lot of sandwiches. I feel like both of those things are in my favor.

✗ There will be a giveaway sometime before my birthday. I just don’t know what it is I want to give away quite yet. I’ll have to think of something (I’m open to suggestions, since ya’ll or going to be the ones who are getting the goods anyway).

✗ I am going to try and write in this blog AT LEAST twice a month, and somebody send me angry emails if I don’t follow through. I respond very well to threats and intimidation.

✗ If you’re wondering how you should feel about my new design/layout, this clip from Star Trek should help you out. This is what film is for, you guys. Filling our empty brains with awesome stuff. Now I want to call in sick to work and watch Star Trek all day. Holy crap, that sounds amazing.

✗ I thought I was going to have more bullet points, but I don’t, so whatever.

Please leave me comments so I don’t die of neglect.