Starting January 30, 2012, Ashley Awesome will be under construction and you will not be able to access it. But please do not fret or worry: the site will be back up bright and shiny on February 15. Ashley is tired of her layout and her font and her pictures and basically everything and wishes to completely overhaul everything ever, but does not wish for you to see the ugly while she fucks around with HTML and Photoshop and such.

In the meantime, if you’re just really wanting to read some stuff that has a nice Ashley-cracked-out flavor to it, Big Damn Heroes, Goodreads, and Film.com can probably help you out with that. Also to pacify you, there will probably be a rather large Ashley Awesome Grand Re-Opening Giveaway, so you know, get excited and stuff.

Peace out, yo.