I’d like to take a quick moment to let you all know that I’m not dead, just very very busy. But I thought instead of telling you why I’m so busy or why being that busy makes me want to shank myself in the face, I would show you. Show versus tell, right? And what better way to show you than through music? So I made you a playlist. I can always tell what kind of mood I’m in by the music that I find myself listening to, and for you to really see how, er, anomalous this playlist is, you should probably know that when I’m happy and sane, I’m more likely to be listening to Ashley Tisdale, Miley Cyrus, the music from Glee, and a random assortment of cheesy 60s, 70s, and 80s pop rock (David Bowie, Billy Idol, and Elton John, I love you) than anything else. You know, bouncy and irritating, that sort of thing. The exact opposite of what I’m about to give you. So, without further whatever, I bring you . . .
THE SMUG HIPSTER PLAYLIST
(Sounds best whilst wearing beret with greasy hair and smoking clove cigarettes.)
1. “Two Weeks,” Grizzly Bear
2. “Good Ol’ Fashion Nightmare,” Matt & Kim
3. “Piazza, New York Catcher,” Belle & Sebastian (covered by random YouTuber)
4. “Karma Police,” Radiohead
5. “Time to Pretend,” MGMT
6. “The Reeling,” Passion Pit
7. “Hold On, Hold On,” Neko Case
8. “The Rake’s Song,” The Decemberists
9. “Run,” Snow Patrol (from before they sold out, obvious! and whoops, how did that fanvid get in there? i have no idea! let’s try this again! “Run,” Snow Patrol)
10. “No Surprises,” Radiohead
11. “Lonely Ghosts,” O & S
12. “The Funeral,” Band of Horses
13. “The General Specific,” Band of Horses
14. “Rough Gem,” Islands
15. “O Valencia!,” The Decemberists
16. “Australia,” The Shins
17. “Happiness,” Goldfrapp
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Also, before I hit my smug hipster phase or whatever is going on in my brain, I went through a phase where all I listened to was “Black Holes and Revelations” by Muse at top volume in my car. I turned it all the way up to eleven and my ears bled. Maybe if my brain falls out I can make a million dollars and at last, retire and give up this life of crime! I don’t know what I’m saying! I never know what I’m saying!
Whatever, just go listen to my music, hos.
