best of: TV 2009-2010

THE 2009-2010 TV SEASON WRAP-UP

Once upon a time in Tucson, this idiot named Ashley decided it would be a good idea to watch twenty-seven TV shows a week while holding down two jobs and going to graduate school full time. It all worked out fine, I suppose. She didn’t mind gradually descending into the bowels of hermit-dom, only coming out for school and work related obligations, and for Mexican Breakfast with Lindsay, Alison, or Krystal. And she watched a shit-ton of TV, at least, as much as humanly possible when you’re not getting paid for it.

The following is a list that I compiled throughout the 2009-2010 season. Some of my choices were a no-brainer. Some will make you scratch your head. Some you might blatantly disagree with. If I was a fancy professional critic, this list would no doubt be different (read: longer), but I’m not. Last year I attempted to include episodes from shows that I did not watch, but frankly, that was way too much work, and I’m not sure that I was entirely successful. So here’s how this year’s list works: the first section of The List features the twenty best episodes that I personally watched, in order of airdate. Why twenty? Because I wasn’t counting, and that’s how many I ended up with. (Last year I only had sixteen.) You will probably be able to identify my favorite episode by the evocative 100 x 100 icon located in the top left hand corner of this entry. The fact that this episode was my favorite was unknown to me until I sat down to make this list, so it was as much a surprise to me as it is to you now.

The second section includes episodes that I loved, but which didn’t quite make the cut (either because the overall quality of the show just wasn’t up to par yet, or because the show it’s from already had a better qualified episode on the list). Section three has superlatives (everybody loves those). And finally, section four is where you guys come in. I’ve compiled a list of TV shows that I did not watch at all this year, and that I want you to weigh in on. (This means you need to COMMENT . . . ahem.) Some of them I have watched in the past but have not had a chance to catch up on the current season (How I Met Your Mother, Mad Men), some I haven’t watched at all yet (Breaking Bad, Dexter) , and some I have absolutely no plans of ever, ever watching, mostly because HBO is incredibly overrated and I’m sick of it. Don’t even talk to me.

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the 2009 Ashley Awards

defaultsettingsRemember how yesterday I wrote a whiny post about my childhood dreams being shattered by THE UNFAIRNESS OF LIFE and everything was awful and horrible? Well, I’m over it. I bounce back quick. I’m a fighter. I mean, I’m still upset, but I’ve thought about this a lot. I was talking to Hal about it (cats are good listeners). He was just laying in his box and I was squishing him with my head and I was like, what should I do, baby? What should Mama do? First he gave me his serial killer face and then he meowed at me to get off of him, but then I had this brilliant idea. I mean, no one ever fixed anything with whining (although, wouldn’t that be AWESOME?), so I figured I should be proactive. It took me about three seconds to invent The Ashleys, as you can probably tell, but I think it’s a nice name.

Here’s how this is going to work. I provide you with a list of categories, you provide me with names. A week from today I will post an official ballot, which you will have until September 19th to fill out. We are trying to break down barriers here, so nominate at will. Cartoons, sci-fi shows, Robot Chicken, whatever. If it’s good TV, it’s welcome at The Ashleys. WE DECIDE WHAT IS AWESOME. That’s our motto; tell all your friends.

Each category will have five nominees (six if there’s a tie), and yes, I do reserve the right to add people at will to be nominees. It’s called The Ashleys for a reason, people. But the important thing for you to remember right now is that I am not omniscient and I did not see every single TV show to air last year. That’s where you come in. The only rules for nominations are as follows: 1) Be fair, and 2) The nomination must come from a show or actor to have graced us with their presence in between July 31st, 2008 and July 31st, 2009. Emails should be sent to narfna at gmail dot com, with the subject line THE ASHLEYS: NOMINATIONS. Here are the categories; this is going to be SO MUCH FUN:

CATEGORIES FOR NOMINATION

Best Drama Series
Lead Actress in a Drama
Lead Actor in a Drama
Supporting Actress in a Drama
Supporting Actor in a Drama
Best Guest Role in a Drama
Best Comedy Series
Lead Actress in a Comedy
Lead Actor in a Comedy
Supporting Actress in a Comedy
Supporting Actor in a Comedy
Best Guest Role in a Comedy
Best Reality Program
Best Writing for a Drama
Best Writing for a Comedy
Best TV Movie/Mini-Series
Best Foreign Import
Best Musical Score
Best Costumes
Best Use of Creative Cinematography/Photography
Best Visual/Special Effects
Best Kick Ass Fight Scene
Best Use of Serialized Storytelling
Best Internet Presentation
Best Show That You Loved That Doesn’t Go Anywhere Else
Best Person That You Loved That Doesn’t Go Anywhere Else

Well, what are you waiting for? Get to it!

Edit: Please do not post filled out forms in the comments. I have a filter set up on Gmail to catch all of your emails, so remember, subject line: “THE ASHLEYS: NOMINATIONS.” It just makes life easier for me.

UST <3 OTP's 4EVA OMG

greyfableI totally stole this idea from Heather Anne, but whatever, she won’t mind. As much as I rag on the fangirls, at times, I practically am one. And while I haven’t crossed that crazy rabid line as of yet, and I’d like to think that I’m just a normal person . . . but who are we kidding? I’ve probably spent more time reading fanfic, watching fanvids, and making stupid lists like this one than I have going on actual dates. Actually, wait. Make that a “definite.” That’s right, I have spent more time with these people’s love lives than I have my own, and they’ve probably ruined me forever.

So here they are, in fangirl speak, my OTP’s (One True Pairings), also known as half of the reason I watch so much TV in the first place:

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