I made the mistake of visiting Etsy yesterday even though I knew I shouldn’t. I knew this for two reasons: 1) I have no money, and 2) There are so many good things living in Etsy. Don’t go there. No, really. Not unless you want to spend money. Lots and lots of money. Here are some of the awesome things that I found that I can’t buy*:

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1 — Hand Painted Wine Glasses, from PrettyMyDrink
2 – Octopus Tentacles T-Shirt from zenthreads
3 – Silver Star Sterling Silver Necklace from MintyFreshFusions
4 – Hailey Rose Chiffon Vintage Long Tunic by NewFashionedWhispers
5 – Original Rainbow Mushroom Charm Bracelet by UntilItEndsStudios
6 – Strawberry Pop Tart Necklace by fakerybakery2
7 – Brontosaurus Dinosaur The ROWR Necklace by CuteAbility
8 — Robots in Love T-Shirt by happyfamily
9 — Recycled Wine Bottle Serving Dish or Spoon Rest by MintyFreshFusions
10 – Fleur’s Snitch Necklace by trophies
11 — Keep Calm and Eat a Pickle Magnet by DesignDude
12 – Lightning Bolt Necklace by BLinkDesign
13 – Hot Air Balloon Up Up And Away Necklace by CuteAbility
14 – Eco Friendly Green Wine Bottle Cheese Tray With Beaded Cheese Spreader by CDChilds
15 — F— You It’s Magic Necklace by trophies
16 — Sweet Romance Sterling Silver Stacking Ring by MintyFreshFusions

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*But YOU could buy them . . . maybe for me! Just kidding. Except not really. Yes I am. No I’m not. Shut up.