POSTED ON THE LJ ASHLEY AWESOME, VERSION 1.0

February 18, 2007 — “hi, my name is emilio and i lick shoes“
November 18, 2007 — “twenty-four“
December 13, 2007 — “massage whore“
January 26, 2008 — “why everyone should like Buffy the Vampire Slayer“
February 28, 2008 — “i am not mary poppins“
March 21, 2008 — “his royal consort-ness“
March 24, 2008 — “and they never saw each other again“
June 13, 2008 — “he wants to believe“
June 18, 2008 — “anything you say is gonna sound like goodbye“
July 11, 2008 — “the principles of zero-sum hugging“
July 21, 2008 — “HOLY FUCKING SHIT“
August 14, 2008 — “bridget jones goes to grad school“
November 17, 2008 — “Hal and Spongebob: A Love Story“
December 12, 2008 — “a cold medicine confession“

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POSTED ON THE NEW AND IMPROVED WP ASHLEY AWESOME, VERSION 2.0

February 15, 2009 — “Welcome to my world. I hope you like it. You’re never leaving.“
February 20, 2009 — “He taste like love.“
March 20, 2009 — “drunk“
March 28, 2009 — “this means that ben browder loves me“
April 20, 2009 — “the gay invasion“
May 12, 2009 — “Q & A“
May 17, 2009 — “if only we weren’t enemies . . . enemies!“
May 19, 2009 — “best of: TV 2008-2009“
June 19, 2009 – “UST <3 OTP’s 4EVA OMG“
July 12, 2009 — “so, just how much crack you been smokin’, lady?“
September 23, 2009 — “and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on in to autumn“
November 11, 2009 — “four days in a car with emily“
November 17, 2009 — “cafe etiquette“
February 17, 2010 — “A Superman Love Story: Part I“
February 24, 2010 — “A Superman Love Story: Part II“
March 28, 2010 — “i have just met you, and i love you“
April 16, 2010 — “made for another world“
July 20, 2010 — “best of: TV 2009-2010“
July 23, 2010 — “a brief interlude involving Jurassic Park“
August 6, 2010 — “in defense of the cuckoo bananas“
August 19, 2010 — “A list of every person who died in the Harry Potter series, just because:“
October 5, 2010 — “possible answers“
December 1, 2010 — “everything is the worst“
December 17, 2010 — “Sometimes I shouldn’t say words.“
August 22, 2011 — “Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘Contemplating one’s navel.‘”

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POSTED ON ASHLEY AWESOME, VERSON 3.0

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