Did you guys know that I was supposed to be born on April Fool’s Day*? That explains a lot, huh. I think it’s also important to note that as of today, I am officially free and clear to get another speeding ticket. Two years ago today I was pulled over by some jackhole cop on my way to work, which totally gave me a point on my license. On top of that, he called me a ‘stupid college kid’ to a passerby, which was rude first of all, and second, I hadn’t been a ‘stupid college kid’ in over four months. Asshole.
With the exception of two years ago, I’ve always liked April Fool’s Day, and I enjoy a good joke in theory if not in practice (I kind of suck at them). Google is in on the joke, as usual. And since I’m too lazy to go looking for other examples, you should tell me about other sites doing crazy things, or crazy pranks you’re planning on playing today (or that have been played on you). And while you’re all having fun, I have to give a presentation in my cultural studies class and then come home to nap and make up for the three hours of sleep I got preparing for the stupid thing, all so that I can be refreshed for the first new episode of Bones we’ve had since February. And that is not a joke.
*Happy birthday to Fred and George Weasley. RIP Fred.
That would be an awesome name for a blog IF YOU WEREN’T FOOLIN’.
Don’t you think I would get sued? I suppose not. The Leaky Cauldron didn’t get sued.
I was supposed to be born on April Fool’s! My mom was all uhh no, no she can stay put til tomorrow. true story.
It’s nice that you listened to your mother before you were even born. Shows respect.
Fred Weasley dies? Spoilers! Heh, JK. I mean, yeah, that is a spoiler, but I don’t really care all that much.
OH, NO!!! I’m sorry! I just assume that everyone who reads my blog has already read HP. I feel bad!
I’m PREGNANT!!!
No. I’m not really. But what an ASSHOLE. I would have been so pissed if he called me a “stupid college kid,” especially if I wasn’t in college. Yuck.
NOT FUNNY, LINDSAY.
My favorite are always the thinkgeek fake products. thinkgeek.com
Stupid college kid? What a complete tool. I would have been so pissed.
Those confuse me because I can’t tell what’s real. Or maybe I’m just stupid.
I understand, they have some crazy products. I think everything on the front page is fake. You can tell because when you click on them, the availability is something humorous. I want the Dharma Initiative Alarm Clock. The whole tauntaun sleeping bag thing started out as an april fools joke and then became a reality so there’s always hope.
I’m pretty amused by WholeFoods today. Be sure to check out their new action figures.
I think they took it down already :(