
I know you’re out there, I can see the traces you make in my lovely stat page. It’s okay to introduce yourselves. I promise it will all be okay. It’ll only hurt for a second.

I know you’re out there, I can see the traces you make in my lovely stat page. It’s okay to introduce yourselves. I promise it will all be okay. It’ll only hurt for a second.
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Um. I’m only here because Emily said she stalked me so I stalked her better. WAY better.
Uhhh…
Ok, you win. And are creepy.
Well, hi, whatever reason you are here!
Hiiiiiiiiiii
This is me nodding silently and shyly and, apparently, a day late.
I’m late, too. But, um…hi!
All of you lose because none of you are lurkers. Guys, you comment all the time. That is the exact opposite of a lurker. I love you?
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Do I count as a lurker? I only get to check the interwebs on weekends.