Ten People That I Find Less Sexually Attractive Than the Blue Guy in Avatar (Especially at the End Part When He Has Feathers in his Hair)
1. Tom Cruise
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Brad Pitt
4. Taylor Lautner
5. Robert Pattinson
6. Hugh Jackman
7. John Krasinski
8. Zachary Quinto
9. Johnny Depp
10. Sam Worthington
All that can be said is that this list is amazing. Nevermind, it must also be said that whoever you end up with must be willing to to put on blue body paint – and put feathers in his hair.
You are brilliant.
Nope. No body paint. I want the real thing. Ten feet tall. Blue. Cat ears. The whole shebang.
Haaaaaaa, win.
Seriously?
Yes.
I must say, Number 7 kinda surprises me.
If we were talking personality, he wouldn’t be on the list, but you’ll notice that I carefully included the phrase “Sexually Attractive” which pretty much leaves that other crap out.
I didn’t make the list! YEAAHH!!!
(I have no idea if that means anything or not but am claiming it as a victory anyway.)
Oh, Ashley. You are such a hopeless nerd. Which is probably why we all adore you.
Just please don’t become one of those people who gets depressed because Avatar wasn’t real.
From a guy’s perspective I’d like to add that even when they are incredibly tall, thin, and blue, alien chicks are HOT.
Okay, I definitely get it with the end part with the feathers in his hair. I retract my previous comment.
Still don’t know about #7 though.
After seeing the movie, I totally understand this post. The big crush that I have on the blue guy is a testament to the awesomeness of the animation. I told my mom that. I think she thinks I’m crazy. But, nothing new there.