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Rationally, you’d think that being sick would be the optimal time to catch up on old work. You would be wrong. Because rationality only applies when your brain is working.

This is what was going on inside my brain for six days: Mrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh.

Anyway, I was pretty whiny on the internet, so just imagine how whiny I was in real life. Do any of you watch The Big Bang Theory? Remember the episode when Sheldon was sick? Yeah. (Except no one was there to sing “Soft Kitty” to me.) Also, you should watch The Big Bang Theory.

Anyway, this is what I didn’t do for six days: I didn’t catch up on my reading (which I was already behind on), I didn’t do any research, I didn’t read The Golden Notebook, and I didn’t work on any blog projects. I didn’t do a Bones recap, and I didn’t write my Hulu How-To post. I also didn’t not sleep twelve hours every night and I didn’t not get addicted to Afrin. I also didn’t not re-watch Treasure Planet, Death at a Funeral, and Land of the Lost. If I hadn’t have been sick, it would have been a nice vacation, but my vacation kept being interrupted by coughing fits, fevers, dripping noses and clogged sinuses. Also, a weird pain in my jaw.

But I’m out of sick days, and I have no more excuses. Back to the real world tomorrow, even less prepared than I would have been if stress was the only thing messing with my brain. Sigh.