Moving has thrown me all out of wack. It took us six days to unpack all of our stuff and I still haven’t hung up any of our numerous decorations. Also, there was that whole awful terrible thing where I didn’t have internet for five days, and the only reason I do right now is because I’m stealing it from the next door neighbors. Also, I did some homework. It was weird. But anyway, I promise I will be back to blogging at my normal pace by next week. I say next week because this weekend I’m going to be staying at a resort and getting massages and facials and reading by the pool or maybe in a jacuzzi and drinking lots of alcohol with fizzing bubbles and chianti and eating steak.
And you can totally suck on it, bitches, because I need a motherfucking vacation.
XOXO
Moving sucks. I am jealous of your steak and alcohol.
Have fun!
I, too, covet the dead cow and the booze. Massages are a nice bonus, as well.
I want to know what else you’re able to steal from the neighbors.